This is Me

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*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

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cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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Win Borden (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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If you wait to do everything until you are sure it’s right, you’ll probably not do much of anything.




If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

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